"It'll get you drunk!!!"
KICKSTARTER COMING SOON
"It'll get you drunk!!!"
KICKSTARTER COMING SOON
be courageous, powerful, intoxicated wizards!!!!
IN THE REALM OF BOOZEONIA, A POWERFUL EVIL HAS BEGAN DESTROYING PEACEFUL VILLAGES.
A malevolent dragon has awoken from the ruins north of the town of porter, in the province of Drunkinton. The king has ordered you, his most powerful wizards and witches to end the life of this monster. Now in this realm, magical power is a natural gift, but wielding it requires the elixir of the gods. The more libations consumed, the stronger the wizards power, and you will need this power to eliminate this foe. Your reward is the dragon’s gold and the respect of the king.
How to play the best game ever
We decided to keep the game play simple, opening up the game to the broadest spectrum of people to enjoy it. The goal of the game is to get to the end and defeat the dragon using a combination of lucky dice rolls, magical mana crystals, and a catapult. (Who doesn't want to launch magical crystals at a dragon using a finger catapult?) The game is split into three sections, each with their own unique challenges and sprinkled with entertaining and comedic embellishments.
The game's mechanics include one six sided dice roll for movement and one twelve sided dice roll to determine the action for that turn. These actions may include character encounters, side games, or additional movement, to name a few.
- Rolled a 5? "A giant parts the trees and challenges all wizards in the forest to a game of categories. Play 1 round. Loser drinks twice. "
- Rolled a 1? " 12 dwarves accuse you of giving a princess a roofie? Move back 3 spaces and drink."
The game also includes spell cards which can be used to provide unique advantages or to hinder the other wizards. We also designed it to allow for a quicker game (in case you need to pilot a plane) by simply omitting the spell cards. (Wasted wizards does not condone drinking and flying planes)
What do you get with the basic game?
Water Proof Gameboard
Fire Breathing Dragon!! (Does not breathe fire)
Fire Breathing Dragon!! (Does not breathe fire)
These are made from plastic, not cardboard so feel free to spill water, rum, or the blood of your enemies on it. It comes in 3 pieces to make a 25x15 gameboard.
Fire Breathing Dragon!! (Does not breathe fire)
Fire Breathing Dragon!! (Does not breathe fire)
Fire Breathing Dragon!! (Does not breathe fire)
5 Different dragon possibilities!!! Buy five games and collect them all!!!
6 Shiny Wizards and Dice
Fire Breathing Dragon!! (Does not breathe fire)
Magical Catapult with 40 Mana Crystals
The basic game comes with 6 plastic, shiny, painted wizards. There is also an option to upgrade to 7 custom minis, each with there own background and ability.
Magical Catapult with 40 Mana Crystals
Magical Catapult with 40 Mana Crystals
Magical Catapult with 40 Mana Crystals
So what happens if you get to the dragon and you roll like hot garbage?? Well now you get to use the catapult and your accumulated mana to "F" it up. Or just bring it to work and annoy your co workers.
20 Spell Cards and Game Rules
Magical Catapult with 40 Mana Crystals
20 Spell Cards and Game Rules
Use your mana pool to cast powerful spells to help your wizard or maybe just knock other wizards back. Is Johnny about to win? Not when I cast sleep and they lose 3 turns, suck it Johnny!!